Fleeing the Plantation

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it's way easier to do that with SPAM... corned beef isn't the same at all. But the stuff is so salty that getting it browned up in some water isn't gonna hurt it, so that's the way to make the best out of it. I like corned beef. If I had to choose flavor-wise, I'd go for SPAM though. It's like the fast food version of canned meat.