Fleeing the Plantation

[user328]

I slept with my head at the other end of the bed last night. The old drunk in the bunk across the aisle from that end of the bed ran his mouth for hours. The staff came in several times to tell him they were gonna put him out if he didn't pipe down.

I think this phone is spying on me. I've been jonesing for sushi the past few days. I installed an ad-ridden Freecell game on the phone yesterday. This morning, the game showed a Doordash ad that read:

"That sushi you're craving: we have it."

I'd never mentioned sushi to anyone around here before yesterday.

All the ads were getting on my nerves anyway, so I uninstalled it.