Katie Carney

[Guest]

I'm not gonna NOT say anything. If you don't want people trying to solve your problems then don't broadcast them out to the world.

Looks like you have good ideas for Katie. I'd just add that she may need to take up smoking cigarettes.
It couldn't be worse than the McNuggets, weird crackers and fake cheeses she's on. The old addictions, as opposed to the new ones, seem possibly more beneficial. The few people I know who smoke seem more relaxed and mentally balanced than most. They may be in bad shape and look fucked up... but at least they're not always reciting their ailments on TV.
This might not be a good idea.
But if it is... after she's cured she could eventually switch to one of those metal things with bubblegum smoke.