04-02-2017, 01:38 AM
I never asked for more zombie movies. Night of the Living Dead covered pretty much everything I wanted to know about zombies. I sure as shit didn't need a TV series about them. Now werewolves are another matter. Werewolves are always cool. You know werewolves are cool because they're played by dudes like Michael J. Fox and Jason Bateman. Jason's sister in real life played Michael's sister on TV, by the way. Boy, was she fucking hot. I wanted to lick her up and down like a lollipop. You know how your grandmother used to lick those S&H Green Stamps and paste them into a little book, and once she had collected enough of them, she could exchange them for a toaster oven or something? Yeah, it was like that with Justine Bateman. She never played a werewolf, incidentally. Or a zombie. She was still pretty fucking hot though.
