I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...
If I'm ever elderly, I will have pioneered a squat-shitting help apparatus... kinda like a walker or something, but made to help you squat and then get back up.

This is one of my main motivations for trying to get fit and stay in shape as I age.

For real... you gotta be able to squat, holmes.

Toilet paper is whatever, I barely even use it. Wash your ahole with a perineal cleansing bottle, it's a medical device for postpartum care, they sell them in packs of 6 for like $8.
Reply


Please note that new posts in this forum must be approved by a moderator before becoming visible.
[-]
Quick Reply
Message
Type your reply to this message here.

Image Verification
Please enter the text contained within the image into the text box below it. This process is used to prevent automated spam bots.
Image Verification
(case insensitive)

Messages In This Thread
RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by ThE fEcKin EeJiT - 04-28-2022, 04:32 PM
RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-03-2023, 08:52 PM
RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by FungHasFullRetarded - 06-29-2023, 09:43 PM



















Disclaimer | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy