04-12-2023, 03:50 PM
Take two long pieces of clear packing tape. Stick one end of each piece of tape to one of your butt cheeks. Have a friend stick the other end of each piece of tape to a solid object. That should spread your cheeks far enough apart to let the golden rays of sunlight reach the inner recesses of your crack.
By the way, allow me to volunteer to be the friend who tapes your buns apart.
By the way, allow me to volunteer to be the friend who tapes your buns apart.
