Triscuit Avocado Cilantro & Lime: The best commercially made snack in the world

[Mister Obvious]

I had a dream of it, that's why I'm doing this. It was this dream where I had hair longer than that and it was like... I dunno, super cool. I woke up and I was like, yup, I'm doing that. According to my calculations, it's probably about ~2 years from reaching my max length, but I could have done the measuring/math wrong. We'll see.