I like to sit out on the front porch and clean my guns...

[Mister Obvious]

I REVOLVERS

I want this one...

https://www.academy.com/p/smith-wesson-m...p-revolver

But I really REALLY want this one...

https://charterfirearms.com/products/538...k-lady-dao

Solely for aesthetic reasons.

I'd very much prefer it to be a Smith & Wesson, I'm a snob for them.

But...

It'd be bitchin' just to have in the collection.

I wish Smith & Wesson would wake up to the funky color painted guns trend...

For real.

I know some people have them custom painted, but fuck that...

I want it ready to buy.

Fulfill my needs and desires, Smith & Wesson.