05-01-2023, 01:36 AM
'Tis a singular sensation, this wearing of shoes in the tub.
I can attest that you'll never have to worry about losing your Crocs at the lake, river, or beach because the bastards float.
Well, I guess they could float away down the river, or the tide could carry them out. Or a big honklin' bass could eat them. Then you'd be kind of fucked.
Sadly, they're not quite buoyant enough for me to cross that miracle of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, namely walking on water, off my bucket list.
I can attest that you'll never have to worry about losing your Crocs at the lake, river, or beach because the bastards float.
Well, I guess they could float away down the river, or the tide could carry them out. Or a big honklin' bass could eat them. Then you'd be kind of fucked.
Sadly, they're not quite buoyant enough for me to cross that miracle of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, namely walking on water, off my bucket list.
