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You can also use black eyeshadow as black lipstick too because usually, black lipstick isn't dark or opaque enough.

Take some black and white photos of yourself if you go to all this trouble... will look great.

Thanks for the tips. I'll definitely post pics.

I think I need to arch my eyebrows, or at least pluck some wild hairs. There's no way they'll ever pass muster looking the way they do now.

I don't want to mess with fake eyelashes. Maybe just a little mascara to darken mine.