05-13-2023, 06:21 PM
Here's a test for ya. Let's see if you're smart enough to work at Whataburger.
So you're working in the Whataburger drive thru, and you have your orange polo shirt and tennis visor on, and your black polyester slacks, and you're wearing some loud ass hot titty pink Crocs because the shift manager couldn't find a babysitter and called in sick again, so fuck the dress code, and I come rolling up in your drive thru looking like all three of Charlie's angels after attending Bosley's funeral, and I ask for a Whataburger with mayo.
What do you give me?
1. A Whataburger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and mayonnaise, or
2. A Whataburger with just bread, meat, and mayonnaise.
So you're working in the Whataburger drive thru, and you have your orange polo shirt and tennis visor on, and your black polyester slacks, and you're wearing some loud ass hot titty pink Crocs because the shift manager couldn't find a babysitter and called in sick again, so fuck the dress code, and I come rolling up in your drive thru looking like all three of Charlie's angels after attending Bosley's funeral, and I ask for a Whataburger with mayo.
What do you give me?
1. A Whataburger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and mayonnaise, or
2. A Whataburger with just bread, meat, and mayonnaise.
