Katie Carney

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe she should be a full on beard for a gay man.

Usually when a gay dude needs a beard, it means he's got some kinda reputation to protect, which probably means he's got money.



I mean, I hate to keep bringing it around to $$$ butttttt...

Katie clearly likes to shop, so.

In order to be a beard (or even to be with an elderly widow guy with erectile dysfunction) you gotta at least clean the house, cook, etc.

So it's not she won't still have to DO SOMETHING.

But think of it...

She and her gay hubby could even be shopping buddies.

What ISN'T perfect about it??