07-15-2023, 11:20 AM
Well if it was you, you were about college age. We were laying in your bachelor bed (friendly way of saying you're a slob) and your sister was in the house in the other room, which I felt awkward about. I am pretty sure I wasn't even there to see you, but I ended up in your bed, wearing very specific bikini bottoms that I don't even own IRL. Despite your efforts, I was not going to have sex with you. But I was aroused, NGL. I mean, as you men know, it has nothing to do with actually being attracted to somebody, it's just when the wind blows a certain way, you get hard. Gnomesayin'?
