07-27-2023, 06:15 PM
Another 80 year old MRE!
0:52 oh baby, I'm picturing it.
6:23 the biscuits look delicious.
10:44 fuck he's making those Boston Baked Beans sound so good.
12:55 OMG the coffee looks delicious.
13:17 I gotta say, I'm not grossed out by anything in this MRE, despite how old it is, I'd feel fine eating any of it... at least in this portion.
13:28 Steve's eaten some of the oldest food in the world. Imagine it! How weird is that?! It's so strange and interesting. I wonder what he thinks about cannibalism?!
13:33 look how perfect his hair is.
13:35 look how cute he is. How did he get to be this way?? What's this guy's story though????????????
13:55 I wonder if he spray tans. Cuz sometimes he has a bitchin' tan but other times he looks natural like this and you can tell he looks super young with flawless skin. So I mean... if he spray tans, I'ma side-eye that. Cuz that shit ain't even right. Hopefully it's natty. Hopefully HE'S natty.
14:28 does he like... not have ANY hair on his arms at all? That can't be natural. Is he one of those weirdo dudes who shaves all his bodyhair off? There's gotta be something wrong with this guy.
14:42 he's WAY too good looking to be TOO much of a psycho or a weirdo though. Psychos and weirdos are usually fat and/or ugly.
14:55 his eyes are stuuuuuupid gorgeous, this guy is an 11 out of 10.
21:26 damn, those look perfect too.
22:12 OMG THE COOKIE, I CANNNOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
23:25 I love how sentimental he gets over these MREs.
29:07 his smile is adorable too.
33:12 oh wow, I've never seen a can that opens like this before. Dunno if I'd trust it.
34:09 OMG, it DOES look beautiful. Lol, wow. Holy crap this is so great.
34:20 lol he's getting a microscope slide out. What a fucking excellent channel.
34:29 he's one of a kind. One. Of. A. Kind.
35:44 oh WOW, dddaaammmnnnn dude, LOOK at that TINY fkn hole in the can OMG. I NEVER would have thought that was there, that is disturbing as shit.
I freakin' love this dude. Like not legitimately, just as an online stranger. But he is one of the greats, for sure. I wonder what his past lives were, like think about it. All this super mega old MRE obsession, it's GOTTA be linked to past lives.
36:17 WHY WOULD HE SAVE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Do you see what I mean???
36:54 "And the flavor's like a damp shed," ROFLMFOALOLOLOL, "With like a bunch of musty trenchcoats. Like non-climate controlled."
37:38 see, I'm telling you... definitely some past life shit going on here.
38:42 I think he just came.
39:22 why is this so fucking entertaining??
40:58 the inside of that can looks fucked up.
41:06 the Brach's Fudge, now that is cool as fuck. Fave piece out of any MRE vid I've seen.
41:33 so the black stuff on the can is just oxidized lemonade.
41:48 too sour? Pussies.
45:33 it's just a bunch of sugar... ew.
46:36 hot fucking damn dude, Lucky Strike.
46:55 such an adorable little bottle. See, I would save THAT.
1:20:22 oh yikes man, YIKES.
