09-09-2023, 03:39 PM
The other day, I saw a small group of young Mennonite men at Lowe's Home Improvement.
Most of them looked normal, the typical genetically perfect, pure standard good looking breed.
But when I got to checkout, one of them who I didn't see before had joined the rest...
He looked like a high fashion male model moonlighting as a Mennonite guy.
I was shooketh.
He was wearing a crisp white shirt with black suspenders, while his counterparts were wearing the typical blue plaid shirts with matching blue suspenders.
He was glorious and he knew it. Almost certainly gayer than a $3 bill.
He didn't wait in line with the rest, he just walked out.
Most of them looked normal, the typical genetically perfect, pure standard good looking breed.
But when I got to checkout, one of them who I didn't see before had joined the rest...
He looked like a high fashion male model moonlighting as a Mennonite guy.
I was shooketh.
He was wearing a crisp white shirt with black suspenders, while his counterparts were wearing the typical blue plaid shirts with matching blue suspenders.
He was glorious and he knew it. Almost certainly gayer than a $3 bill.
He didn't wait in line with the rest, he just walked out.
