Sol has officially awakened...

[Dark Dick]

I'd like a studded collar instead of the spiked one.

I can also have some temporary tattoos.

I'll have a poop emoji on my chest.  "?"

And "69% Cacao" on my right ass cheek.

I can also be your bodyguard, Fannie.

I'll wear a shoulder holster with a Beretta 85f under my left armpit and two magazines under my right armpit.

I'll also have a Gerber dagger above my right ankle.