(02-01-2017, 02:59 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I like to fish in a bigger pond though... I want an exceptionally sexy Mennonite dude who's into BDSM. I have standards. Can't put that shit on a Mennonite dating profile though!!! Guess I'll have to stalk out a Mennonite hottie on the down low.
You should tell them you're part Native American, and your Hopi name is "Mocahontas".
How about... "Mocahotass"?
Hands Up! Panties Down!
