EPIPHANIES N SHEEEEEEIT

[Mister Obvious]

I've been homeless on the street for years, and locked up in a few jails. I'm not the person you want to fuck with.

And even after ALL THAT, you STILL wanted to at least try and be nice to people in good faith that people AREN'T gonna be shits...

But the world just smacks all the nice out of people eventually. It's a shame.

At least your heart was in the right place, Dan, that counts for something.