I'm gonna tell you one of the biggest skincare secrets right now...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm pretty embarrassed that I've only just now realized Aveeno is basically just lube.

Silicone... dimethicone.

And I swear that's MOSTLY what it is. Anytime I put it on now, the lube is the first thing I notice.

So I ordered a huge bottle of KY silicon lube on sale from Amazon.

I am NOT getting bent over and fucked by Aveeno anymore...

At least it was never sans lube. But it was still a fuckin'.

Plus, I mean, KY represent!?