Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

I really don't know many Taylor Swift songs, but you always hear about here being so popular.

I know of a couple of them for reasons wholly unrelated to being interested in her music.

Something about writing a dude's name in her book of back up plans.

A song that is supposedly about miscarriage.

Then another one about "you made me do this" or some shit.

That's literally the extent of what I know about any of her songs.

I refuse to purposely listen to any of it because I don't want to be brainwashed.

There's no other explanation as to why so many people are "fans" of her music.

Gotta be underhanded tactics at play.