My only thought is...
"Why the fuck are you calling me? Are you insane?"
Seriously.
Do you even know who I am??
CALLING me?
Expecting to SPEAK??
Ahahahaha...
I don't care who the fuck you are...
My momma? Maybe I'll answer. She usually just leaves a message though. My grandma? Okay I'll answer.
But those who know me honey...
THOSE WHO KNOW ME...
They know not to fucking call me.
You got something to say?
Text it bitch.
Email me bitch.
One does not simply TALK on the PHONE... to me.
One does not simply do that.
One does not.
"Why the fuck are you calling me? Are you insane?"
Seriously.
Do you even know who I am??
CALLING me?
Expecting to SPEAK??
Ahahahaha...
I don't care who the fuck you are...
My momma? Maybe I'll answer. She usually just leaves a message though. My grandma? Okay I'll answer.
But those who know me honey...
THOSE WHO KNOW ME...
They know not to fucking call me.
You got something to say?
Text it bitch.
Email me bitch.
One does not simply TALK on the PHONE... to me.
One does not simply do that.
One does not.
