Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

It sounds jaded AF but I'm so for real...

This is how you gotta look at shit.

Being alone is boring sometimes I guess, but it's better than being surrounded by backstabbers and animals who are just gonna die someday, lol.

I personally enjoy solitude, but I also use the internet as a tool to keep myself occupied when I am alone.

Regardless, it's way better than having people (and dogs) in your life that you can't shut up.

I don't like other living entities interjecting into my shit after a certain point, I just can't.

Whenever Morgan talks about how a relationship might be a good idea, she just loses me.

She still mentions a family and all the typical crap, and I really just don't get it, nor do I want to.

I think real success is being genuinely happy alone. Preemptively accept that everyone will disappoint you, everyone is gonna die, Fluffy's gonna die, they're all gonna die.

And just don't let people or pets into your life to begin with. No shitting on the floor, no scooping litter boxes or walking the dog, no Billy Joe showing up at your door to drink beer and hang out for 5 hours, no hurt feelings in romance/love, no picking up socks and drawers, no screaming kids making your life suck harder...

Do it right. Be alone and love it.