03-23-2025, 08:19 AM
"I'll just sit at the gas station, it wouldn't take that long."
Fucking rofl. Roflroflmfaololol.
I mean, it's creepy and really not funny but I can't help but laugh.
This is why men are so full of shit when the say women getting older is like the end of the world...
Morgan's pushing 40 and these dudes are still totally fucking obsessed.
I say find the hottest stalker of the bunch and bring him in as a bodyguard.
He doesn't have to pay rent to live in the storage container, he can pay by carrying Morgan around, fanning her with giant leaves, feeding her grapes, and keeping the rest of the stalkers at bay.
Fucking rofl. Roflroflmfaololol.
I mean, it's creepy and really not funny but I can't help but laugh.
This is why men are so full of shit when the say women getting older is like the end of the world...
Morgan's pushing 40 and these dudes are still totally fucking obsessed.
I say find the hottest stalker of the bunch and bring him in as a bodyguard.
He doesn't have to pay rent to live in the storage container, he can pay by carrying Morgan around, fanning her with giant leaves, feeding her grapes, and keeping the rest of the stalkers at bay.
