I'm planning a big post election Trump victory party...

[Mister Obvious]

But... the man has great taste in women

In fact, his taste in women is so great that it's almost kinda gay.

I have a notoriously broken gaydar, and I've never pegged (lol) Trump as queer or anything.

But it's a well known fact that gay men generally do have excellent taste in style/fashion AND women. All things beauty and aesthetics.

Trump's always been into the beauty pageants and all that.

I never saw it as a scummy man-pig kinda thing with him, I always just stayed closed lipped about the fact that I think it's, well...

Gay.

Which, I mean...