08-05-2025, 03:04 PM
(08-05-2025, 10:36 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Hey Dickie, do you post about your life on a blog somewhere? I wanna know what your life is like. You should write a biography. Link me if this exists.
Nope. When I got my netbook in 2009, I used to visit websites saving jpegs and watching YouTube videos.
Now I'm mostly watching YouTube videos. A lot in part to many of those websides going dormant or being deleted.
There was a website called "Sexy Amazons" it had 3D poser art from lots of users.
I used to make themes for the types of jpegs I saved. Girls hitchkiking was called "Bitch Hiker".
Girls with bicycles/motorcycles was called "Bitch Biker". Science Fiction girls was called "Star Slut".
Girls with guns/military themed was called "Cuntra".
One of my favourite themes was "Other Earth". Those surreal looking pictures of people and places like they're on another planet.
My original Tumblr was "Other Earth" themed. When Tumblr made everything G-Rated I deleted it.
Ladyboys were "Alien Spies". Prostitutes were "Pay Pals". Farmgirls with guns were "Homestead".
Those vines covering everything were "carnivore plants", and you'd need to wear a ghillie suit to move through them.
The carnivore plants secrete a mild neurotoxin when your skin brushes against them. When enough neurotoxin gets onto your skin you pass out and die of starvation/thirst, and your corpse fertilizes the carnivore plants.
Hands Up! Panties Down!