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[Mister Obvious]

And then I guess you could ask well, why is it important that I get to talk shit PUBLICLY??

Like why can't I just write my shit talking in a .txt file and be satisfied?

Well, I fucking can't. It's not satisfying.

I have to SHARE the talking of smack, it has to be displayed publicly and proudly.

And you could say well, shit, why not just get a blog?

Agh...

All good points.

A blog probably WOULD be better and more efficient.

But I just think blogs are BORING.

You can't SPAM on a blog.

I love the feeling of making post after post after post in rapid, rabid succession like some kind of FUCKSTARVED MONGREL.

It lights my brain up with a massive amount of dopamine.

You can't do that with a blog.