Welcome back, my bitches!?

[Mister Obvious]

But I can't let worrying about any of that stop me...

I have to talk perv smack.

I have to let my freak flag fly.

I have to SAY WHAT I WANNA SAY, even if it's cringey off color rude crude nonsense.

It's my right as an American and a sovereign being to talk a load of fucking smack if I want to.

I GOT SHIT TO SAY, and I'm gonna CUSS and I'm gonna make PERVY JOKES, and I'M GONNA DO IT PROUDLY.

Fuck it if AI is watching, fuck it if Joe Bob from the sticks down in Bammer is watching. FUCK IT.

I WILL SPEAK MY TRUTH.

And my truth is...

I'm gonna go make a sammich.