4 hours ago
Alrighty well, the teaser for E9 is out...
Super hot thumbnail, I gotta admit.
Before I even watch this, I just wanna say...
I want to see them take Dexter way off the beaten path into some dark, whack shit he ain't ever done before.
I wanna see Dexter MISBEHAVE.
They need to give us some freaky shit before they make Dexter sign off for good.
I don't even know WHAT I wanna see. I just wanna see SOMETHING. I wanna see this muhfucka get outta hand.
I want filth. I want smut. I want a jerry rigged version of 50 Shades of Grey meets Dexter meets Fight Club meets Cowboy Bebop type shiii.
I want it to be so ridiculous and so obscene that fans everywhere are threatening to burn their Dexter DVDs in the front yard.
But let me watch this damn trailer. Low key I'm not even excited because I'm so jaded from whatever the fuck that shit was lastnight. Like it wasn't terrible obviously, but it just left me with a massive case of blue balls.
These balls are violet honey, V I O LETTTT.
0:18 so that knife raising scene is in Prater's trophy room, which WOULD be promising except for the fact that they faked us the fuck out in the last trailer's "kill scene" that was supposed to be Rapunzel getting dealt with.
So I do not trust them now. I want to be excited, but on principle I cannot allow it.
They gotta win me back with E9.
Super hot thumbnail, I gotta admit.
Before I even watch this, I just wanna say...
I want to see them take Dexter way off the beaten path into some dark, whack shit he ain't ever done before.
I wanna see Dexter MISBEHAVE.
They need to give us some freaky shit before they make Dexter sign off for good.
I don't even know WHAT I wanna see. I just wanna see SOMETHING. I wanna see this muhfucka get outta hand.
I want filth. I want smut. I want a jerry rigged version of 50 Shades of Grey meets Dexter meets Fight Club meets Cowboy Bebop type shiii.
I want it to be so ridiculous and so obscene that fans everywhere are threatening to burn their Dexter DVDs in the front yard.
But let me watch this damn trailer. Low key I'm not even excited because I'm so jaded from whatever the fuck that shit was lastnight. Like it wasn't terrible obviously, but it just left me with a massive case of blue balls.
These balls are violet honey, V I O LETTTT.
0:18 so that knife raising scene is in Prater's trophy room, which WOULD be promising except for the fact that they faked us the fuck out in the last trailer's "kill scene" that was supposed to be Rapunzel getting dealt with.
So I do not trust them now. I want to be excited, but on principle I cannot allow it.
They gotta win me back with E9.
