08-23-2025, 09:00 PM
(08-23-2025, 08:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: https://www.patreon.com/posts/alco-haul-137200729
Think about this: You drive through Taco Bell. You get a shit burrito, a couple of tacos, a drink and some kind of shitty side order of chemical-tasting rice, and you've just spent $20, and then you go home and you can't sleep because you've just poisoned your system with Taco Bell, so you take a sleeping pill only to be awakened by acid reflux spewing weird orange Taco Bell chemical shit into your lungs, practically killing you. You sit up, coughing and wheezing, so you get out of bed and go into the bathroom and start coughing up pieces of your lung, and then you pace your home, wondering who the fuck you are, and, finally, you get online and start looking at weird porn and all kinds of strange shit, just to keep your mind off dying, and then the sun carries the dawn through your blinds and you turn your fan on high so the white noise drowns out your malaise, and you get back in bed and the covers feel like heaven, only because you feel like a piece of warmed-over shit, and you finally fall asleep, only to be late for work and wanting to kill yourself.
OR you could spend 8 dollars LESS, and get MO's Patreon, which has dozens of videos and is constantly updated with new and exclusive content for an entire fucking MONTH, and NOT poison yourself with Taco Bell for one fucking stupid night.
