I want some sexy dudes to hang out with...

[Mister Obvious]

The party bus...

I do so love that idea!!!

And it would keep a (probably well needed) cap on the number of men as well.

I could have a group. A group of evil looking sexy men! We'd tour around like a band!

We'd travel this great nation from top to bottom, front to back!

We'd hire only the greatest drivers who are also intensely sexy. There can be 2 drivers. They'll work in shifts, and when they finish their shift they can come to the back and lay with me in the heart shaped bed.

We won't travel by night though. I wouldn't want to put my men in danger! We'd park at the nicest campgrounds you can imagine! We'd stroke and squeeze and cuddle until we pass out in bliss. And then do it all again the next day!

We'll definitely want a home base though. That's where the party hotel comes in!

And we'll tour the whole country. We'll be just like a rock band. People will want to meet us and get our autographs and take pictures with me and my men!

So many women will be inspired. So many men will long to be just like my men.