1. Go on a Tinder date or use any other dating app.
2. Buy a $100+ pair of jeans (ROFL, what the fuck are people smoking?!)
3. Buy a 'luxury' purse.
4. Eat frog.
5. Do hard drugs.
6. Engage in lesbian sex.
7. Drive a small car.
8. Date someone who's used Tinder or any other dating app.
9. Have sex with someone unless they prove to me they don't have HIV/AIDS (You never know these days and I don't care if I never have sex again).
10. Date someone just for money (In any way/shape/form/fashion).
11. Throw a birthday party for myself.
12. Have sex in public.
2. Buy a $100+ pair of jeans (ROFL, what the fuck are people smoking?!)
3. Buy a 'luxury' purse.
4. Eat frog.
5. Do hard drugs.
6. Engage in lesbian sex.
7. Drive a small car.
8. Date someone who's used Tinder or any other dating app.
9. Have sex with someone unless they prove to me they don't have HIV/AIDS (You never know these days and I don't care if I never have sex again).
10. Date someone just for money (In any way/shape/form/fashion).
11. Throw a birthday party for myself.
12. Have sex in public.
