Front Row Seat to Earth

[Mister Obvious]

I used to see this chick who worked at McDonalds every now and then... I'd see her when I was randomly driving by the parking lot and shit. She was always outside smoking. It was weird. She was really pretty but looked tormented. I know she had some kind of amazing talent... I always thought it was a shame she had to work for the corporate beast rather than work on herself and presenting whatever gifts she had hidden.