10-16-2017, 09:58 AM
I get his penis in my hands, totally ready to pounce on that shit... like 100% ready AF.
But I take a look at his penis and it’s... well crusted up with a lot of buildup, I mean it looked like he hadn’t used it in a LONG time.
I’m like wait up, I’ma have to clean this motherfucker off! So I DETACH HIS PENIS AND TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM, looking over my shoulder like “BRB!”
I get to the sink and start rinsing it off and then I realize...
That’s a pretty big dick. I don’t know why I thought it’d be small.
And then I realize...
It looks like SHAMU!!!!!!!
You know, the KILLER WHALE!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!
https://touristmeetstraveler.com/wp-cont...aworld.jpg
So I get it clean and I’m on my way to put it back on him thinking, “This Shamu dicked motherfucker!”
And that was the dream, then I woke up.
But I take a look at his penis and it’s... well crusted up with a lot of buildup, I mean it looked like he hadn’t used it in a LONG time.
I’m like wait up, I’ma have to clean this motherfucker off! So I DETACH HIS PENIS AND TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM, looking over my shoulder like “BRB!”
I get to the sink and start rinsing it off and then I realize...
That’s a pretty big dick. I don’t know why I thought it’d be small.
And then I realize...
It looks like SHAMU!!!!!!!
You know, the KILLER WHALE!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!
https://touristmeetstraveler.com/wp-cont...aworld.jpg
So I get it clean and I’m on my way to put it back on him thinking, “This Shamu dicked motherfucker!”
And that was the dream, then I woke up.
