So I had a bizarre dream about a detachable penis...
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(10-16-2017, 09:58 AM)Trix Wrote: I get his penis in my hands, totally ready to pounce on that shit... like 100% ready AF.

But I take a look at his penis and it’s... well crusted up with a lot of buildup, I mean it looked like he hadn’t used it in a LONG time.

I’m like wait up, I’ma have to clean this motherfucker off! So I DETACH HIS PENIS AND TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM, looking over my shoulder like “BRB!”

I get to the sink and start rinsing it off and then I realize...

That’s a pretty big dick. I don’t know why I thought it’d be small.

And then I realize...

It looks like SHAMU!!!!!!!

You know, the KILLER WHALE!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!

https://touristmeetstraveler.com/wp-cont...aworld.jpg

So I get it clean and I’m on my way to put it back on him thinking, “This Shamu dicked motherfucker!”

And that was the dream, then I woke up.

I know what your dream means, Trix. Can I say or should I pm to you?
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RE: So I had a bizarre dream about a detachable penis... - by GG - 10-16-2017, 10:32 AM
RE: So I had a bizarre dream about a detachable penis... - by Depeche Mode - 11-16-2018, 12:20 PM



















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