Involuntary thoughts...

[Mister Obvious]

And isn't sex prettymuch just dirty by default?

I mean it IS pretty nasty, you're just rubbing private areas all over eachother in your bodily fluids and stuff, that's pretty dirty.

I mean slathering the private parts in bodily fluids and then sucking and licking the private parts...

Yeah it's dirty. I agree, sex is dirty. You gotta be willing to get dirty.

But why the "dirty dirty" part, like...

I don't even ever consciously think that way. Like...

I don't even feel that way.