11-18-2017, 09:19 PM
Mild heart attack?! When the fuck did that happen!?
Ah the whole choking on candy thing... gotta love that.
I myself almost choked on a snap pea today... I almost threw up and it basically ruined my dinner.
I took my blood pressure with one of those machine thingies the other day, there was one around the house...
It was after I'd had a particularly 'anxious' time in the shitter. It wasn't really normal for me to get all "panicky" in the middle of dropping a load... felt like I was gonna faint or something.
And it wasn't even the turd bro, it was like all these super weird thoughts and memories I started having...
But anyways someone suggested I take my blood pressure. So I put the thingy on my arm and turn the machine on...
It prettymuch almost broke right then and there, the screen started flashing, and then it tells me something equivalent to my blood pressure being like... hypertensive.
I blamed the machine for being faulty as I've had my BP from other sources fairly recently and it was normalish.
Ah the whole choking on candy thing... gotta love that.
I myself almost choked on a snap pea today... I almost threw up and it basically ruined my dinner.
I took my blood pressure with one of those machine thingies the other day, there was one around the house...
It was after I'd had a particularly 'anxious' time in the shitter. It wasn't really normal for me to get all "panicky" in the middle of dropping a load... felt like I was gonna faint or something.
And it wasn't even the turd bro, it was like all these super weird thoughts and memories I started having...
But anyways someone suggested I take my blood pressure. So I put the thingy on my arm and turn the machine on...
It prettymuch almost broke right then and there, the screen started flashing, and then it tells me something equivalent to my blood pressure being like... hypertensive.
I blamed the machine for being faulty as I've had my BP from other sources fairly recently and it was normalish.
