11-19-2017, 06:11 PM
People are noting in the comments of basically all their videos that the baby seems hungry all the time...
You can also tell a lot of the people think the baby is way younger than it actually is.
This is the same as morbidly obese YouTubers making "eating show" videos, only it's exactly the opposite.
Both are broadcast to a global audience and both are completely and totally unconscious regarding the consequences of their actions.
This video is specifically about showing what the kid eats in a day...
Am I really gonna suffer through this crap to see?
The video's well edited, nice music, whatever. I would typically never watch this kinda crap but I am curious.
So the first thing they show the kid consuming is some nasty looking green liquid in a mug. That's okay to start off I guess.
When she asks the kid at 1:08 "Do you like it?" at first the kid responds to the question addressing the part about watching the color and the motion of the spoon in the mug. Then she realizes the mom meant "Do you like how it tastes? Do you like eating it?" and then the kid realized she just reinforced the idea that she likes the food (drink?) and you can tell she thinks, "Ah, fuck." All of this takes place in like one second.
1:25 you can tell the kid thinks it sucks, but she's trying to be NICE. Because she's dealing with her MOM. The kid is good natured and even at this incredibly early stage is trying not to offend.
She's also very conscious of the camera being in her face all the time, which has conditioned her to act cute and whatever because it incites a positive response out of her parents when she does well.
At 1:45 the mom says the kid "doesn't really like oats"... I'd like to see proof of that. So they're giving her oranges instead. Fine, it's still breakfast, it's early on.
So the green shit in the mug was "barley grass juice powder". So it was powder, not even some fresh shit.
1:55, this kid is VERY smart. She eating a date, he asks her what she's eating and she tries to think of the name and then just goes fuck it.
So then the mom feeds the kid off the tit, the only slightly promising thing I've seen so far. Followed by and I quote, "one bite of pear".
The important thing to remember about fruit and actually all sugar is that it's totally spent and burnt up in the space of like 15 minutes.
2:12 again the mom asks, "Is it good?" and the kid just laughs. She's like, "hahaha, fucking no" and sets the bowl aside. No mom, she doesn't like it.
2:15 so the kid got desperate for something that actually has weight and mass, and the parents are forced to admit that "today she likes oats". Yeah. No shit.
When she gets off the breastmilk is when push is gonna come to shove. Hopefully she'll be old enough and strong enough by then to just TAKE whatever at least semi solid shit her parents are eating.
2:45 "We just let her decide" what she wants to eat... okay, that's great folks. You "let her decide" from a selection of various fruits and... mugs full of green liquid what she "wants" to eat.
I suggest you take her and sit her down in front of a cheese platter, a few sippy cups full of dairy and some little dishes of yogurt, maybe a little plate of some minced meat... then put the usual fruit or whatever on the table. Then see what she fucking goes for.
"We just trust that she knows" what to eat, among the scant vegan selection. LMAO, okay first of all... YOU'RE THE FUCKING PARENT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE SHOULD BE EATING AND THEN PROVIDE THAT TO HER. I mean holy fuck don't get me started because I just want to get through this damn video.
7:35 they're eating oranges.
Facepalm. Okay where is the real food??
8:52, okay it's lunch time and the parents are eating a delicious looking sammich which is inedible by a 2 year old. So what is the kid having? Don't fucking disappoint me...
What the fuck?? I can hardly chew through that hardcore bread, let alone a damn 2 year old. Are they really trying to feed that kid a toughass sammich?? Let me guess how this turns out...
She doesn't eat much of it. Because SHE CAN'T FUCKING CHEW IT.
Okay, my verdict is in... these people are fucking stupid. The kid is leagues smarter than they are.
So they don't show any more of the lunch eating scene. If she had eaten a bunch of that sammich they would have shown it.
So they're having curry for dinner... mom asks the kid if she likes curry and she says she does. You can tell the kid is basically thinking, "Yeah it's kinda solid so I'll take it because I'm fucking desperate."
Okay so now OMG...
NOW.
NOW.
NOW THEY ARE FEEDING THE KID A PIECE OF FUCKING SEAWEED PAPER.
That shit is SO HARD TO CHEW. I have a hard time chewing and not choking to death on the shit. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
11:50 so they're feeding the kid a little bit of rice and spinach. Dude.
This video is making me fucking STARVE.
So 12:20... I don't even know WHAT THE FUCK is in the bowl now. Looks like a few minuscule chunks of some yellow crap?? WTF is that even??
Bah.
Disappointed.
Wow.
Well, good luck kid.
I hope they at least feed you some fish within the next few years.
You can also tell a lot of the people think the baby is way younger than it actually is.
This is the same as morbidly obese YouTubers making "eating show" videos, only it's exactly the opposite.
Both are broadcast to a global audience and both are completely and totally unconscious regarding the consequences of their actions.
This video is specifically about showing what the kid eats in a day...
Am I really gonna suffer through this crap to see?
The video's well edited, nice music, whatever. I would typically never watch this kinda crap but I am curious.
So the first thing they show the kid consuming is some nasty looking green liquid in a mug. That's okay to start off I guess.
When she asks the kid at 1:08 "Do you like it?" at first the kid responds to the question addressing the part about watching the color and the motion of the spoon in the mug. Then she realizes the mom meant "Do you like how it tastes? Do you like eating it?" and then the kid realized she just reinforced the idea that she likes the food (drink?) and you can tell she thinks, "Ah, fuck." All of this takes place in like one second.
1:25 you can tell the kid thinks it sucks, but she's trying to be NICE. Because she's dealing with her MOM. The kid is good natured and even at this incredibly early stage is trying not to offend.
She's also very conscious of the camera being in her face all the time, which has conditioned her to act cute and whatever because it incites a positive response out of her parents when she does well.
At 1:45 the mom says the kid "doesn't really like oats"... I'd like to see proof of that. So they're giving her oranges instead. Fine, it's still breakfast, it's early on.
So the green shit in the mug was "barley grass juice powder". So it was powder, not even some fresh shit.
1:55, this kid is VERY smart. She eating a date, he asks her what she's eating and she tries to think of the name and then just goes fuck it.
So then the mom feeds the kid off the tit, the only slightly promising thing I've seen so far. Followed by and I quote, "one bite of pear".
The important thing to remember about fruit and actually all sugar is that it's totally spent and burnt up in the space of like 15 minutes.
2:12 again the mom asks, "Is it good?" and the kid just laughs. She's like, "hahaha, fucking no" and sets the bowl aside. No mom, she doesn't like it.
2:15 so the kid got desperate for something that actually has weight and mass, and the parents are forced to admit that "today she likes oats". Yeah. No shit.
When she gets off the breastmilk is when push is gonna come to shove. Hopefully she'll be old enough and strong enough by then to just TAKE whatever at least semi solid shit her parents are eating.
2:45 "We just let her decide" what she wants to eat... okay, that's great folks. You "let her decide" from a selection of various fruits and... mugs full of green liquid what she "wants" to eat.
I suggest you take her and sit her down in front of a cheese platter, a few sippy cups full of dairy and some little dishes of yogurt, maybe a little plate of some minced meat... then put the usual fruit or whatever on the table. Then see what she fucking goes for.
"We just trust that she knows" what to eat, among the scant vegan selection. LMAO, okay first of all... YOU'RE THE FUCKING PARENT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE SHOULD BE EATING AND THEN PROVIDE THAT TO HER. I mean holy fuck don't get me started because I just want to get through this damn video.
7:35 they're eating oranges.
Facepalm. Okay where is the real food??
8:52, okay it's lunch time and the parents are eating a delicious looking sammich which is inedible by a 2 year old. So what is the kid having? Don't fucking disappoint me...
What the fuck?? I can hardly chew through that hardcore bread, let alone a damn 2 year old. Are they really trying to feed that kid a toughass sammich?? Let me guess how this turns out...
She doesn't eat much of it. Because SHE CAN'T FUCKING CHEW IT.
Okay, my verdict is in... these people are fucking stupid. The kid is leagues smarter than they are.
So they don't show any more of the lunch eating scene. If she had eaten a bunch of that sammich they would have shown it.
So they're having curry for dinner... mom asks the kid if she likes curry and she says she does. You can tell the kid is basically thinking, "Yeah it's kinda solid so I'll take it because I'm fucking desperate."
Okay so now OMG...
NOW.
NOW.
NOW THEY ARE FEEDING THE KID A PIECE OF FUCKING SEAWEED PAPER.
That shit is SO HARD TO CHEW. I have a hard time chewing and not choking to death on the shit. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
11:50 so they're feeding the kid a little bit of rice and spinach. Dude.
This video is making me fucking STARVE.
So 12:20... I don't even know WHAT THE FUCK is in the bowl now. Looks like a few minuscule chunks of some yellow crap?? WTF is that even??
Bah.
Disappointed.
Wow.
Well, good luck kid.
I hope they at least feed you some fish within the next few years.
