11-24-2017, 07:17 PM
I once stepped in people shit in the bathroom at the drive in movie theater and tracked it into my date's car and didn't realize it until the odor started permeating. It was our first date and it's always that gross stuff that happens that makes them want to ask you out again. He called later that night while I was puking from being drunk and asked me out again, well our second date ended up at the health department clinic and I got some free antibiotics. I tried to deny that I gave it to him but he told me he was a virgin, we had so much fun that summer. He was the hot guy that mowed my neighbors lawn.
