Herbal tea...

[Mister Obvious]

Basically I've come to the conclusion that after you dress it up, coffee is really just too weighty for me.

I like it with cream and sugar, so that automatically makes it less healthy, and more thick.

And I can't drink it without anything in it, I just feel like it's pointless.

Coffee makes me feel dirty... makes the mouth all dirty and whatnot.

Tea doesn't really have that effect and it's just 'lighter'.