I think my husband channeled Mary Hamilton

[Cream of Caulk]

Do you give a fuck now, or are you like, "Nah, forget it. Yo, Holmes, to Bel Air!"

Sort of since my husband called me Miss Creamy, I'm only 2 years older than him. I found it offensive the first time I was called mam though, it's not something a young looking woman like myself likes to hear.