12-08-2017, 10:42 PM
Dude...
I'm reminded of this guy I used to talk to on Instagram like sporadically.
He's like this wannabe vampire dude, weird shit. I dunno why I was following his account, really, I'm not into that weirdo vampire shit.
But like...
Maybe it was because he was super hot.
Anyway... LOL.
He was into polyamory like HARDCORE and called his girlfriends his "pets", and they were like hardcore down for it too.
They were both pretty homely chicks (which is fine, we all know they're the most eager anyway, it's nature)...
I felt bad for them though because it was so obvious they were both so soul-crushingly infatuated with this wannabe vampire dude, LMAO.
And like... he did the whole bit, with the colored contacts and the pallid makeup and whatnot. And he had like the long hair. I think he even had a widow's peak. Shit was cray.
But yeah so he kept messaging me, and I wasn't really into it, I don't even know how or why he started talking to me. Or if I started talking to him first, I just can't recall.
He was trying to get me to be one of his pets... LMAO.
And I told him, dude I'm not into that shit... I respect you for being a mad playa and having that harem or whatever, but the thing is, I NEED A HAREM.
Ahahaha... I don't need to be IN a harem, I NEED A HAREM.
LOL... but I found him pretty inspiring for like a couple of months and I really thought hey, you know what, if this fucking guy can do it, I can do it. I can have a harem too.
But it all proved to be way harder than I thought and ultimately I never actually got... like, anyone. In the harem. Ever.
So yeah I gave that up, and I think the whole polyamory thingy is... doomed to fail in this modern world. I'm sure anyone who's seen me talk about the whole 'caveman days' era has the frankly downright nasty imagery that I bring across in that discussion emblazoned on their brains, so I won't rehash the matter.
But I will say, we are just so far removed from a society and a time in general when the polyamory thingy could actually be viable because the process of vetting, along with all of the other obstacles and challenges presented these days just makes it too hard. Makes it basically impossible.
Not like it's really worth it anyway. I mean, all the upkeep too... good grief. Having to deal with all those dudes or chicks. All the drama and the personality contests, meanwhile everyone trying to pretend they don't FUCKING DESPISE each other and they're not actually blood red jealous.
LMFAO, humans are idiots.
Ultimately that's what happened to the wannabe vampire dude too... one of his 'pets' dumped his ass because she couldn't take it anymore.
I'm reminded of this guy I used to talk to on Instagram like sporadically.
He's like this wannabe vampire dude, weird shit. I dunno why I was following his account, really, I'm not into that weirdo vampire shit.
But like...
Maybe it was because he was super hot.
Anyway... LOL.
He was into polyamory like HARDCORE and called his girlfriends his "pets", and they were like hardcore down for it too.
They were both pretty homely chicks (which is fine, we all know they're the most eager anyway, it's nature)...
I felt bad for them though because it was so obvious they were both so soul-crushingly infatuated with this wannabe vampire dude, LMAO.
And like... he did the whole bit, with the colored contacts and the pallid makeup and whatnot. And he had like the long hair. I think he even had a widow's peak. Shit was cray.
But yeah so he kept messaging me, and I wasn't really into it, I don't even know how or why he started talking to me. Or if I started talking to him first, I just can't recall.
He was trying to get me to be one of his pets... LMAO.
And I told him, dude I'm not into that shit... I respect you for being a mad playa and having that harem or whatever, but the thing is, I NEED A HAREM.
Ahahaha... I don't need to be IN a harem, I NEED A HAREM.
LOL... but I found him pretty inspiring for like a couple of months and I really thought hey, you know what, if this fucking guy can do it, I can do it. I can have a harem too.
But it all proved to be way harder than I thought and ultimately I never actually got... like, anyone. In the harem. Ever.
So yeah I gave that up, and I think the whole polyamory thingy is... doomed to fail in this modern world. I'm sure anyone who's seen me talk about the whole 'caveman days' era has the frankly downright nasty imagery that I bring across in that discussion emblazoned on their brains, so I won't rehash the matter.
But I will say, we are just so far removed from a society and a time in general when the polyamory thingy could actually be viable because the process of vetting, along with all of the other obstacles and challenges presented these days just makes it too hard. Makes it basically impossible.
Not like it's really worth it anyway. I mean, all the upkeep too... good grief. Having to deal with all those dudes or chicks. All the drama and the personality contests, meanwhile everyone trying to pretend they don't FUCKING DESPISE each other and they're not actually blood red jealous.
LMFAO, humans are idiots.
Ultimately that's what happened to the wannabe vampire dude too... one of his 'pets' dumped his ass because she couldn't take it anymore.
