12-25-2017, 08:22 PM
Listen, ladies and gents. I want to tell you something.
First of all, I wish you all well. Seriously. Your happiness is my every wish.
It's going to take a psychologist with like twelve Ph.D.s in hyperdimensional metaphysics and shit to unravel this ball of yarn. I imagined I'd be the one, but it bested me. Not to put too fine a spin on it, but it kicked my motherfucking ass.
I'm not the one. I am a mere mortal. I pray for the everlasting mercy of Jesus Christ to forgive me for embracing defeat.
I. Just. Can't. I can't. I just fucking can't.
Good evening, and God bless.
First of all, I wish you all well. Seriously. Your happiness is my every wish.
It's going to take a psychologist with like twelve Ph.D.s in hyperdimensional metaphysics and shit to unravel this ball of yarn. I imagined I'd be the one, but it bested me. Not to put too fine a spin on it, but it kicked my motherfucking ass.
I'm not the one. I am a mere mortal. I pray for the everlasting mercy of Jesus Christ to forgive me for embracing defeat.
I. Just. Can't. I can't. I just fucking can't.
Good evening, and God bless.
