Tarot readings by MO...

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I could have been someone that's into getting it from behind via a chick with a strap-on, but...

I made the mistake of living with a lesbian couple--a coupling wherein the feminine one was the most masculine woman I had ever seen... until I met her partner. They had a collection of about 20 strap-ons and they mounted them along the walls of their room like taxidermied hunting trophies, and none of these items were ever cleaned; they just kept getting more and more matted with hair and god knows what else. By the time I moved out it looked like someone had been a really successful bigfoot hunter and chose only to mount the cocks, just as an extra expression of dominance.

Imagine the stench.