Implants

[Kenny]

I am really afraid that aliens have put a device in my body that they use for listening and also sonic weaponry . However i think women are far more at risk because of the enormouse amount of dildos they are using todau , i am pretty sure some of those devices have been rigged up to eject tiny nano sonic weapons into their bodies - that would explain why so many whitr women have become irrational lesbians 

Anyhow i think this latest flu bug is devestating and could be another nanoweapon