At what point do hot chicks stop being worth it?

[Mister Obvious]

Yep, message boards and other websites are basically all I read.

I have many books...

Many, many books.

I never read them.

I want to read them.

But for some reason...

I am just never able to.

I fall asleep basically immediately...

And even if I don't fall asleep, my arms and hands get all tired from holding the book and my neck starts hurting.

But I like to have them around.

I like to stroke them and smell of them, and just generally know they're there.