10-07-2016, 10:00 PM
Alright, episode three.
So Lee (Angela Bassett's character) lost her kid Flora and now she and Matt and his wife Shelby are looking for her. So stupid to even know these dumbfuck characters' names.
So they find this nasty house with cut up pigs in the refrigerator and pigs in the barn and they're running around screaming Flora.
Wow there are these super nasty dirty fucked up boys in the barn who clearly think they're ANIMALS and they're like... sucking on some shit or eating some shit. That's just fucked up! LOL! That was pretty funny. What do they call those? Feral? LOL. That's awesome. So all they can say is one word and supposedly it's a "warning". Okay, whatever then.
Why do these fuckers keep their phones on vibrate?? And are we seriously supposed to believe the phone on vibrate actually woke them up?? That's so dumb.
Uh oh... a super weird old psychic dude just walked onto the scene. This should be interesting. Definitely an excellent and well done character. I can already tell. They did extremely well with this one. Still not saying a lot for this fucking show though.
This is AMERICAN FUCKING HORROR STORY. It's supposed to be GOOD. What the FUCK is going on?
Loving the psychic bit though. Best part so far.
LOL this whole seance type scene is dumb as a box of shit... Kathy Bates literally appears out of the darkness? Seriously?? If it wasn't Kathy Bates, I'd be more annoyed right now. Still the best part of the show. It's more classic kind of horror movie type shit now... definitely preferable to whatever the fuck they were trying to pull earlier, I don't even know.
Oh wow, so Kathy Bates' character was abandoned by her own people, left to die in the woods, and then saved by creepy Lady Gaga offering her starving ass a still beating pig heart. Kathy Bates gives her allegiance to Lady Gaga and then chases down her betrayers and kills the shit out of them. Except for that one guy. This is mildly intriguing for reasons that... I really just don't even care about.
I'm still burping up garlic from dinner and it tastes really good. Just a sidenote.
So then Matt has sex in the woods with freaked out Lady Gaga and his wife walks up and sees it and now she's all mad because she's dumb. The guy doesn't even remember and she doesn't believe he doesn't remember even after all the weird shit that's happened. Freaking stupid.
So Lee (Angela Bassett's character) lost her kid Flora and now she and Matt and his wife Shelby are looking for her. So stupid to even know these dumbfuck characters' names.
So they find this nasty house with cut up pigs in the refrigerator and pigs in the barn and they're running around screaming Flora.
Wow there are these super nasty dirty fucked up boys in the barn who clearly think they're ANIMALS and they're like... sucking on some shit or eating some shit. That's just fucked up! LOL! That was pretty funny. What do they call those? Feral? LOL. That's awesome. So all they can say is one word and supposedly it's a "warning". Okay, whatever then.
Why do these fuckers keep their phones on vibrate?? And are we seriously supposed to believe the phone on vibrate actually woke them up?? That's so dumb.
Uh oh... a super weird old psychic dude just walked onto the scene. This should be interesting. Definitely an excellent and well done character. I can already tell. They did extremely well with this one. Still not saying a lot for this fucking show though.
This is AMERICAN FUCKING HORROR STORY. It's supposed to be GOOD. What the FUCK is going on?
Loving the psychic bit though. Best part so far.
LOL this whole seance type scene is dumb as a box of shit... Kathy Bates literally appears out of the darkness? Seriously?? If it wasn't Kathy Bates, I'd be more annoyed right now. Still the best part of the show. It's more classic kind of horror movie type shit now... definitely preferable to whatever the fuck they were trying to pull earlier, I don't even know.
Oh wow, so Kathy Bates' character was abandoned by her own people, left to die in the woods, and then saved by creepy Lady Gaga offering her starving ass a still beating pig heart. Kathy Bates gives her allegiance to Lady Gaga and then chases down her betrayers and kills the shit out of them. Except for that one guy. This is mildly intriguing for reasons that... I really just don't even care about.
I'm still burping up garlic from dinner and it tastes really good. Just a sidenote.
So then Matt has sex in the woods with freaked out Lady Gaga and his wife walks up and sees it and now she's all mad because she's dumb. The guy doesn't even remember and she doesn't believe he doesn't remember even after all the weird shit that's happened. Freaking stupid.
