03-07-2018, 12:08 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Alright I'm watching Somewhere In Time.
I was reluctant to watch it. I'm so against dramatic stuff. I'm so against sappy love stories. I'm against the feels. But here I am, I'm doing it.
Alright, 2:24 in and I have to pause to go look up Christopher Reeve's zodiac info. Libra Rabbit. Okay well that tells me basically nothing.
2:26 dude LMAO I'm totally this creepy old lady. 100%.
God though, Christopher Reeve, like... holy shit. So hot. He was SOOO hot and so fucking fine and THAT ASS. Oh my God that ass in those jeans, I can't. I CAN'T. Wow. Agh, so hot. Fuckin' guy. Agh, man and his LIFE THOUGH. It was tragic as hell... don't even get me started on that. I'm gonna have to read his entire zodiac chart later. Maybe.
2:50 the way they were acting all weird about this old lady walking through the crowd was totally stupid. They were looking at her all bug-eyed like she's a fucking alien or something, it's not like they're spring chickens. That was sorta corny, kinda dumb. But whatevs, it's 1980.
3:17 way to make an impression though, that was weird as shit! They acted it out pretty good. That was pretty well done, they made up for the 'scene setting' bug-eyed weirdness out of the rest of those idiots.
Did I ever tell you guys I love to talk during movies?
http://www.sectual.com/thread-1812.html
Oh. Yep. Looks like I did.
4:10 God dang this old lady's got bitchin' style, look at the neck on that fuckin' dress, I want that shit.
5:06 - 5:25 super hardcore The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) vibes right now.
5:43 OMG legit about to cry though.
6:24 OMG Christopher Reeve has SUCH an amazing nose. SO amazing.
6:40 OMG duuude, CHECK OUT THE SIGN ON HIS DESKKK THOOOUUUGGGH... it SAYS: "THAT WHICH YOU THINK BECOMES YOUR WORLD."
WOOOOOW THOOOUUUGGGHHH.
OMG I want to pluck Christopher Reeve out of this movie and FUCKKK HIMMM.
I'm gonna have to watch this movie close... because they're gonna throw out some kinda time travel paradox that I'm either gonna like and understand, or I'm totally not gonna like and understand it.
9:48 ahahahaha oh this shit oughta be interesting!!!
13:09 that was honestly some deep shit, he just went into the light y'all.
13:46 I wonder who the hell wrote this story. Supposedly this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Matheson
14:40 I resonate with this story so hardcore, I totally know what it's like to be in love with dead people!!!
18:12 I can totally relate to this feeling too because I've pretty much been there. This is a trait of humanity that I find rather interesting and this is probably the first time I've seen it depicted in such form as to be relatable.
21:45 OH MY GOD THIS IS SO INTERESTING.
27:53 daaaamn y'all this movie is WOKE.
It's pretty interesting to me that he put everything in the closet, but kept the tape recorder out... the one dead giveaway that it definitely wasn't 1912.
33:45 LOL.
41:25 oh my God what a trip, fuckin' love it.
49:18 LOL this guy's got balls, I love it.
49:40 I notice that there's a lot of interesting 'small-talk' layered into this movie.
51:25 OMG I wanna fuck so hard right now.
54:00 why the fuck would she choose her weirdass controlling old manager dude over this hot as fuck piece of meat who literally time traveled to see her bitch ass? LMFAO! It's Christopher Fucking Reeve! On your knees bitch!
54:50 whoa, WTF! The hell is going on here?!
1:03:33 this manager guy better have a damn good reason for having a stick up his ass.
1:04:16 God dang, could you imagine being able to fuck a bitch as fine as Jane Seymour, OMG.
1:10:08 honestly I think he should just tell her right now, he's a time traveler. I mean really, let's stop beating around the bush about it.
Fuck on a stick, that's about the hottest kiss in any movie I've ever seen, and I hate kissing! I typically squirm and grimace at love scenes but that was total mastery right there!
1:13:33 oh my damn, shit's about to get real!!!
1:16:04 well that shit got pretty romantic... but I sense tragedy. I don't think I will necessarily come out liking this movie that much.
1:17:37 and there it is, this guy's probably gonna murder this dude because he's jelly of their romance. I can't imagine a good enough reason for his interference... I mean it better be a damn good reason.
1:20:16 is it REALLY some retardedass plans of fame and acting renown that they're gonna throw it all on as the reason this manager dude is standing in the way? That's kinda demeaning to the (would-be) greatness of the plot. It sorta cheapens the whole story and I really hope that's not actually what's going on here.
1:31:23 oh you gotta be fucking kidding me. That is DUMB. As shit.
That makes nooo sense. Because what did she see on her end? Seriously? I'm sorry but COME ON. He was totally solidified into that timeline. There is no way that would have happened. Sorry but that is just... a fatal mistake on the part of the dude who wrote this shit.
The dude who wrote this couldn't even come up with a paradox. Which is lame and gay.
The ending, again, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir...
I've got a summary of Somewhere In Time...
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGyNubGr3xk
Alright I'm watching Somewhere In Time.
I was reluctant to watch it. I'm so against dramatic stuff. I'm so against sappy love stories. I'm against the feels. But here I am, I'm doing it.
Alright, 2:24 in and I have to pause to go look up Christopher Reeve's zodiac info. Libra Rabbit. Okay well that tells me basically nothing.
2:26 dude LMAO I'm totally this creepy old lady. 100%.
God though, Christopher Reeve, like... holy shit. So hot. He was SOOO hot and so fucking fine and THAT ASS. Oh my God that ass in those jeans, I can't. I CAN'T. Wow. Agh, so hot. Fuckin' guy. Agh, man and his LIFE THOUGH. It was tragic as hell... don't even get me started on that. I'm gonna have to read his entire zodiac chart later. Maybe.
2:50 the way they were acting all weird about this old lady walking through the crowd was totally stupid. They were looking at her all bug-eyed like she's a fucking alien or something, it's not like they're spring chickens. That was sorta corny, kinda dumb. But whatevs, it's 1980.
3:17 way to make an impression though, that was weird as shit! They acted it out pretty good. That was pretty well done, they made up for the 'scene setting' bug-eyed weirdness out of the rest of those idiots.
Did I ever tell you guys I love to talk during movies?
http://www.sectual.com/thread-1812.html
Oh. Yep. Looks like I did.
4:10 God dang this old lady's got bitchin' style, look at the neck on that fuckin' dress, I want that shit.
5:06 - 5:25 super hardcore The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) vibes right now.
5:43 OMG legit about to cry though.
6:24 OMG Christopher Reeve has SUCH an amazing nose. SO amazing.
6:40 OMG duuude, CHECK OUT THE SIGN ON HIS DESKKK THOOOUUUGGGH... it SAYS: "THAT WHICH YOU THINK BECOMES YOUR WORLD."
WOOOOOW THOOOUUUGGGHHH.
OMG I want to pluck Christopher Reeve out of this movie and FUCKKK HIMMM.
I'm gonna have to watch this movie close... because they're gonna throw out some kinda time travel paradox that I'm either gonna like and understand, or I'm totally not gonna like and understand it.
9:48 ahahahaha oh this shit oughta be interesting!!!
13:09 that was honestly some deep shit, he just went into the light y'all.
13:46 I wonder who the hell wrote this story. Supposedly this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Matheson
14:40 I resonate with this story so hardcore, I totally know what it's like to be in love with dead people!!!
18:12 I can totally relate to this feeling too because I've pretty much been there. This is a trait of humanity that I find rather interesting and this is probably the first time I've seen it depicted in such form as to be relatable.
21:45 OH MY GOD THIS IS SO INTERESTING.
27:53 daaaamn y'all this movie is WOKE.
It's pretty interesting to me that he put everything in the closet, but kept the tape recorder out... the one dead giveaway that it definitely wasn't 1912.
33:45 LOL.
41:25 oh my God what a trip, fuckin' love it.
49:18 LOL this guy's got balls, I love it.
49:40 I notice that there's a lot of interesting 'small-talk' layered into this movie.
51:25 OMG I wanna fuck so hard right now.
54:00 why the fuck would she choose her weirdass controlling old manager dude over this hot as fuck piece of meat who literally time traveled to see her bitch ass? LMFAO! It's Christopher Fucking Reeve! On your knees bitch!
54:50 whoa, WTF! The hell is going on here?!
1:03:33 this manager guy better have a damn good reason for having a stick up his ass.
1:04:16 God dang, could you imagine being able to fuck a bitch as fine as Jane Seymour, OMG.
1:10:08 honestly I think he should just tell her right now, he's a time traveler. I mean really, let's stop beating around the bush about it.
Fuck on a stick, that's about the hottest kiss in any movie I've ever seen, and I hate kissing! I typically squirm and grimace at love scenes but that was total mastery right there!
1:13:33 oh my damn, shit's about to get real!!!
1:16:04 well that shit got pretty romantic... but I sense tragedy. I don't think I will necessarily come out liking this movie that much.
1:17:37 and there it is, this guy's probably gonna murder this dude because he's jelly of their romance. I can't imagine a good enough reason for his interference... I mean it better be a damn good reason.
1:20:16 is it REALLY some retardedass plans of fame and acting renown that they're gonna throw it all on as the reason this manager dude is standing in the way? That's kinda demeaning to the (would-be) greatness of the plot. It sorta cheapens the whole story and I really hope that's not actually what's going on here.
1:31:23 oh you gotta be fucking kidding me. That is DUMB. As shit.
That makes nooo sense. Because what did she see on her end? Seriously? I'm sorry but COME ON. He was totally solidified into that timeline. There is no way that would have happened. Sorry but that is just... a fatal mistake on the part of the dude who wrote this shit.
The dude who wrote this couldn't even come up with a paradox. Which is lame and gay.
The ending, again, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir...
I've got a summary of Somewhere In Time...
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGyNubGr3xk
