10-16-2016, 09:15 PM
Alright well... there's a new episode out (episode 5). I've heard through the grapevine that it's an absolute pile of shit for a plethora of reasons. Now I have the displeasure of getting to watch it, so let's begin.
I've been told Evan Peters makes an appearance and that it's a complete and utter letdown.
I honestly don't even fucking remember what happened in the last episode.
Oh now they're bringing the largely lackluster Motts from season 4 (Freakshow) into the picture. I mean honestly, whatever. Like seriously. Yeah Dandy was hot but who cares.
Alrighty so there's Evan Peters wearing a colonial wig, pretty righteous... looks kinda girly though.
Evan does look pretty fucking hot though. It makes it better just to see him. There's no way he can save this pile of shit though. Oh great. He's fucking gay. He just kissed his black servant. Who's also pretty hot. I immediately disapprove. More lamesauce from season sux... I mean six. This is truly disgusting. None of the viewerbase wants to see Evan Peters kissing a man. Ever. The writers of this show are fucking idiots.
Maybe they'll just kill Evan's character off. I'm sure he's got better things to do anyways. I'd rather him not be on the show at all than to have to see him kissing a dude. His character is such a bitch. Even his gay lover hates him.
Again with the fakeass red moon. Totally obnoxious. These people are dumb as a box of shit.
Now all the ghosts are taking Evan Peters and they're gonna kill him and shit. Well that didn't take long!!! Actually super glad to see this. I'm sure they'll keep dragging him around on the show as a ghost or some lame stupid shit like that so... I guess Evan's other projects are going super well and stuff.
This "historian" lady in a blue suit on the documentary is absolutely the worst actor ever. Ever. Ever.
They also take the Lord's name in vain way too much in this season... they're just trying to please the puppetmasters at this point. This whole season is them bending over and taking it up the ass to keep the show on air. Maybe this horrendously lame, heinously shite season will buy them a couple of good seasons after this.
Oh great and now they've lost Flora AGAIN. How long are they going to exploit this absurdly lame aspect of things. Like how many times. Honestly. I seriously hate these people right now. This whole scene of pig people in the dark is just so fucking dumb.
And of course there's Evan Peters' ghost... Edward Mott. Facepalm. He looks better dead though.
I don't like how they've got Evan Peters as the original builder of the host house again just like last season, back as a ghost and the works. Facepalm. It's like they didn't even try this season. Literally.
So now the dumbfuck Matt and his stupid wife whose name is not even worth remembering have made it out of the house (led by Edward Mott) and they found their way to the house where the "rednecks" live. Really creepy. LOL. Frances Conroy is playing the mother of the redneck family and she's a super warped character. She's a fabulous actress too, I really like her.
"Every time that truck bounced, I was sure that gun would go off"... see that's the kind of dumbfuck statement that people don't even catch as total propaganda, and the EXACT kind of shit I totally fucking despise. Wow. Just wow. Liberals are so dumb, and the writers on this show clearly think they're EVEN DUMBER than they ACTUALLY are. It's insulting... and another helping of lamesauce to add on to this complete and total disaster that is American Horror Story: Roanoke.
So these IDIOTS run off into the woods instead of stealing the truck from the rednecks? Leagues beyond stupid as fuck... AGAIN. Wow. I can't even believe how fucking suckass this season is. It's actually stunning.
LOL Frances Conroy's character just cut Shelby's foot off. LOL. That's what they get for not stealing the truck. What a bunch of total fucking idiots, it's just hilarious. It's just so bad and dumb... I cannot even believe it.
So they drove them back to the house and the ghost legion is standing out front and it's apparently time to sacrifice these stupid fucking libtard fucknuts Matt and Shelby. Unfortunately we know they're not actually gonna get killed off because the boring and lame total fucks are MAKING THIS STUPID FUCKING DOCUMENTARY. It's so dumb and I literally hate it. These characters are just so useless and who gives a fuck about them. Seriously.
So they're about to put Flora in the fire and the stupid bitch Shelby on the documentary shakes her head and goes "It was just inhuman". I MEAN NO SHIT, REALLY YOU STUPID BITCH!? You don't fucking SAY?! They're fucking GHOSTS!?!?!? Can you even really call them HUMAN ANYMORE ANYWAYS?!?!?! After ALL THE OTHER STUFF YOU'VE WITNESSED?!?!?!
This season is agonizingly dumb. UNBELIEVABLE.
Indeed, a solid disappointment.
So Flora's mom is about to run in and save the day... somehow. Oh shit, surprise... Wes Bentley's character (ghost son of the Butcher) just whacked his mom in the head and pulled her into the fire. LOL! Then Flora's mom runs over one of the pighead dudes who was about to kill Flora and then they all get in the car and speed off as the Butcher comes out of the fire flaming and chasing them.
And these dumbfuck liberals on the documentary are like, "Gee it's weird, we just can't even explain the crazy things we saw!" Wow. Just wow. It's NOT EVEN BELIEVABLE THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE THAT STUPID.
NOT EVEN REMOTELY BELIEVABLE.
So now they're in a cheap hotel (Matt/Shelby/Flora/her mom) ... waiting to be wired money so they can fly back to LA. And apparently Shelby's SEVERED FUCKING FOOT IS IN A FUCKING CAST AND SHE'S MOVING AROUND JUST FINE? I MEAN REALLY? FUCKING REALLY??????????????????????
FUCKING REALLY???????????????????
????????????????
Yep.
Total disappointment.
LOL.
And that's the end of the episode.
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING WITH THIS SEASON???
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING???
Can we just let this be the last episode of this STUPID AS FUCK story and segue into what this season should have been about which is a MOTHERFUCKING CRUISE SHIP???
THANKS.
FUCKING THANKS.
I've been told Evan Peters makes an appearance and that it's a complete and utter letdown.
I honestly don't even fucking remember what happened in the last episode.
Oh now they're bringing the largely lackluster Motts from season 4 (Freakshow) into the picture. I mean honestly, whatever. Like seriously. Yeah Dandy was hot but who cares.
Alrighty so there's Evan Peters wearing a colonial wig, pretty righteous... looks kinda girly though.
Evan does look pretty fucking hot though. It makes it better just to see him. There's no way he can save this pile of shit though. Oh great. He's fucking gay. He just kissed his black servant. Who's also pretty hot. I immediately disapprove. More lamesauce from season sux... I mean six. This is truly disgusting. None of the viewerbase wants to see Evan Peters kissing a man. Ever. The writers of this show are fucking idiots.
Maybe they'll just kill Evan's character off. I'm sure he's got better things to do anyways. I'd rather him not be on the show at all than to have to see him kissing a dude. His character is such a bitch. Even his gay lover hates him.
Again with the fakeass red moon. Totally obnoxious. These people are dumb as a box of shit.
Now all the ghosts are taking Evan Peters and they're gonna kill him and shit. Well that didn't take long!!! Actually super glad to see this. I'm sure they'll keep dragging him around on the show as a ghost or some lame stupid shit like that so... I guess Evan's other projects are going super well and stuff.
This "historian" lady in a blue suit on the documentary is absolutely the worst actor ever. Ever. Ever.
They also take the Lord's name in vain way too much in this season... they're just trying to please the puppetmasters at this point. This whole season is them bending over and taking it up the ass to keep the show on air. Maybe this horrendously lame, heinously shite season will buy them a couple of good seasons after this.
Oh great and now they've lost Flora AGAIN. How long are they going to exploit this absurdly lame aspect of things. Like how many times. Honestly. I seriously hate these people right now. This whole scene of pig people in the dark is just so fucking dumb.
And of course there's Evan Peters' ghost... Edward Mott. Facepalm. He looks better dead though.
I don't like how they've got Evan Peters as the original builder of the host house again just like last season, back as a ghost and the works. Facepalm. It's like they didn't even try this season. Literally.
So now the dumbfuck Matt and his stupid wife whose name is not even worth remembering have made it out of the house (led by Edward Mott) and they found their way to the house where the "rednecks" live. Really creepy. LOL. Frances Conroy is playing the mother of the redneck family and she's a super warped character. She's a fabulous actress too, I really like her.
"Every time that truck bounced, I was sure that gun would go off"... see that's the kind of dumbfuck statement that people don't even catch as total propaganda, and the EXACT kind of shit I totally fucking despise. Wow. Just wow. Liberals are so dumb, and the writers on this show clearly think they're EVEN DUMBER than they ACTUALLY are. It's insulting... and another helping of lamesauce to add on to this complete and total disaster that is American Horror Story: Roanoke.
So these IDIOTS run off into the woods instead of stealing the truck from the rednecks? Leagues beyond stupid as fuck... AGAIN. Wow. I can't even believe how fucking suckass this season is. It's actually stunning.
LOL Frances Conroy's character just cut Shelby's foot off. LOL. That's what they get for not stealing the truck. What a bunch of total fucking idiots, it's just hilarious. It's just so bad and dumb... I cannot even believe it.
So they drove them back to the house and the ghost legion is standing out front and it's apparently time to sacrifice these stupid fucking libtard fucknuts Matt and Shelby. Unfortunately we know they're not actually gonna get killed off because the boring and lame total fucks are MAKING THIS STUPID FUCKING DOCUMENTARY. It's so dumb and I literally hate it. These characters are just so useless and who gives a fuck about them. Seriously.
So they're about to put Flora in the fire and the stupid bitch Shelby on the documentary shakes her head and goes "It was just inhuman". I MEAN NO SHIT, REALLY YOU STUPID BITCH!? You don't fucking SAY?! They're fucking GHOSTS!?!?!? Can you even really call them HUMAN ANYMORE ANYWAYS?!?!?! After ALL THE OTHER STUFF YOU'VE WITNESSED?!?!?!
This season is agonizingly dumb. UNBELIEVABLE.
Indeed, a solid disappointment.
So Flora's mom is about to run in and save the day... somehow. Oh shit, surprise... Wes Bentley's character (ghost son of the Butcher) just whacked his mom in the head and pulled her into the fire. LOL! Then Flora's mom runs over one of the pighead dudes who was about to kill Flora and then they all get in the car and speed off as the Butcher comes out of the fire flaming and chasing them.
And these dumbfuck liberals on the documentary are like, "Gee it's weird, we just can't even explain the crazy things we saw!" Wow. Just wow. It's NOT EVEN BELIEVABLE THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE THAT STUPID.
NOT EVEN REMOTELY BELIEVABLE.
So now they're in a cheap hotel (Matt/Shelby/Flora/her mom) ... waiting to be wired money so they can fly back to LA. And apparently Shelby's SEVERED FUCKING FOOT IS IN A FUCKING CAST AND SHE'S MOVING AROUND JUST FINE? I MEAN REALLY? FUCKING REALLY??????????????????????
FUCKING REALLY???????????????????
????????????????
Yep.
Total disappointment.
LOL.
And that's the end of the episode.
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING WITH THIS SEASON???
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING???
Can we just let this be the last episode of this STUPID AS FUCK story and segue into what this season should have been about which is a MOTHERFUCKING CRUISE SHIP???
THANKS.
FUCKING THANKS.
