It's so obnoxious when someone insinuates that they want a massage...

[user94]

There's this chick I watch on ThemTube, she's a massage therapist...

That's not why I watch her. But I really love this chick, like if I was a dude I'd marry her.

I wouldn't want to get a massage from her, I know it would be the only good one I've ever had and I'm afraid I may catch the feelz for her.

I'm no lezbain.

Whatever lezzo as if you even need a massage you don't have huge big arms and shoulders like me.
They fucking ache.