The Road , life of a crooked hobo

[IRON]

Guys this is audiobook was basically my life story , you see sometimes we are dealt rough cards in life so we need to embellish the truth just to get fed. I wish that I were born privelaged and pretty like Trix so I never had to live the life of a beggar but such is my lot in life . Sometimes I feel it would have been easier to be born a pet dog or cat in an aristocratic household such as the mistress running this site, at least then I could count on being fed twice daily . I even become envious watching Trix snuggle with her teddy bear Rodge at least he had a warm safe home .